How to get fired ?

Hello Readers,

you must have seen lot of articles about how to get job, how to design your resume, how to impress in your job interviews and blah...blah
I was amazed to see not many articles or people writing about how to get fired? How to loose your good job?
I am listing down few of them and would really appreciate few more ideas from my readers..
1) Everyday arrive in office at 11 AM and leave at 3 PM.
2) Always fall short of your deliverables.
3) Always talk about your personnal life and tell people at work how your life sucks.
4) Have lunch breaks for more than 2 hour everyday.
5) Take a big nap on your work desk after a heavy lunch.
6) Be very rude to your Boss and always say "NO" to all task you have been assigned to.
7) Never reply to any emails or phone calls.
8) Take day offs without informing anyone at work.
9) Get drunk and wasted in office parties/get togethers.
10)Watch online movies and download funky stuff during your office hours.