Funny Engineering..!!

According to me, engineering is all about learning things that you will never use in your real life. No offense, but it is often seen that people getting good grade end up with small salaried job compared to people who are not good at studies.
In reality I feel no human is more or less by brain...few are good at things that others are not.

Well, no matter what majors you were in..here's a small quiz that might make you an engineer..

1) Have you ever copied assignments/ Homework?
2) Have you cheated in exam ?
3) Have you often bunked lectures for movies?
4) Have you made someone else sign proxy for you, when you were out of the class.
5) Have you ever hated your professors ?
6) Have you ever stolen 100% information from internet for your projects?
7) Have you been in cafeteria for 35 hours out of your course work of 40 hours/week?
8) Have you done ragging of new people joining your school.
9) Have you ever cursed the education system when your results were out?
10) Have you ever tried to break computers or things in college just because you hate your college?
11) Did all your professors hate you?
12) Were the peons and clerks in college your best friends?
13) Did you had a crush on one or few of your professors ?
14) Have you ever attended lectures after having couple of alcoholic beverages?
15) Do you miss your college, now that your are done with it?

If your answer is "YES" for all the above questions, then CONGRATULATIONS you have just earned an engineering degree...!!!